The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.